I can’t pay attention in class because I’m constantly thinking of making out with band members I’m sorry
i told you i’d set my doorbell to this
please reblog this my dad didnt spend $50 for nothing
that’s my girl
I don’t know the context but
this girl is the embodiment of how i want to live my life
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
people that scream during acoustic performances
so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..
Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
augustus waters 24/7 pretends to smoke unlit cigarettes as a metaphor if i knew someone like that not smacking him would take literally all of my self control
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls
How to make a guy stop texting you dick pics: text him back saying “can you zoom in a little? Looks kinda small”
don’t do this. he will zoom in and never stop. he will send you more pics and zoom in closer and closer every time. it will be incessant. after a while you will be able to see the atoms that make up his dick. he won’t ever stop zooming in
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better